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Koartlyn moast ik sels op \u2018e snijbank. My waard deselde ridel \u00f4fdraaid dy\u2019t ik ek altyd doch at ik mei eigners in operaasje-\u00f4fspraak meitsje foar harren bist. Ik mocht de j\u00fbns derfoar nei achten net mear ite en dyselde deis ek gjin drinken mear nimme. <\/strong><\/p>\n

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Moarns om acht oere moast ik my melde by de opnamebaly fan de polyklinyk en \u2018k soe dan al rillegau holpen wurde. Ik waard troch myn frou nei \u2018t sikeh\u00fbs brocht om\u2019t it net hielendal wis wie oft ik dy middeis sels wol wer th\u00fas komme koe mei de auto.<\/p>\n

Nei in koart skoftke yn \u2018e wachtkeamer waard ik oproppen. Ik moast my yn in lyts keamerke hielendal \u00fatklaaie en krige d\u00ear in fierstente koart steryl operaasjehesje oan. Dernei helle in sjarmante suster my de tariedingsromte yn en waard ik op in heech b\u00ead dirigearre. Efkes letter kaam ik mei de sjirurch yn \u2018e kunde. Hy harke \u00fat \u2018e flecht wei nei myn hert en longen en joech dernei de narkotiseur it konsynje om my in spuit yn \u2018e kont te jaan.<\/p>\n

Wylst in soarte fan wurgens my al gau oerfoel, ferkundige de ferpleechster my alf\u00east fjirder ree te meitsjen. Sy beg\u00fbn sekuer myn spultsje te pl\u00f4kjen as wie se in krielhin oant slachtsjen. Har epilearjen die my alder\u00fbnhuerichste sear. En ik lei d\u00ear al sa nuver neaken en bleat foar de suster! Alhoewol \u2018t ik net hielendal mear by s\u00fbpe en st\u00fat wie, koe ik noch krekt oan har freegje oft skeare net better wie. \u201cNee, dit giet folle makliker\u201d,\u00a0 f\u00fbn se. Dernei pakte sy in flesse spiritus en in dot watten en beg\u00fbn rij myn skroatum te \u00fbntsmetten. Ik huvere oant yn myn lytse teanen. Itselde ritueel werhelle him mei joadium. Doe waard ik nei de OK riden en d\u00ear kaam de sjirurch wer op it aljemint, wapene mei in skalpel. Gewoan yn spikerbroek! En net iens sterile wanten oan, gjin m\u00fblekapke foar of m\u00fbtse op. Hy miende dat ik al hielendal \u00fbnder seil wie en kundige monter oan dat hy \u2018dit skiep wol eventsjes waskje soe\u2019, en ik bin der sa goed as wis fan dat er sei dat er dit hearskip fan syn \u2018b\u00fbsjild\u2019 \u00f4fhelpe woe.<\/p>\n

D\u00earnei gie it dat it slydjage. Hy pakte myn iene kloat tusken tomme en wiisfinger, snie myn sek oer de bal hinne yn en knypte de hiele testikel troch it gat nei b\u00fbten ta. Doe splitste er it siedstring fan \u2018t bloedfet en knope die twa oan mekoar. Op it momint dat hy it mes wer pakte om de helte fan myn genetyske foarrie der\u00f4f te fykjen, joech ik in gjalp dy \u2018t eltsenien yn\u00a0 \u2018e OK troch ieren en sinen gong. Wie er no hielendal besoademitere?!? Myn rie te\u2019n ein seach ik rjocht yn de synyske eagen fan dy spytgnyskjende \u2018sjirurch\u2019.<\/p>\n

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Dweiltrochwiet fan \u2018t swit waard ik wekker yn \u2018e \u00fatsliepseal. Ferstuivere frege de pasjint dy \u2018t neist my lei wat my yn \u2018e goedichheid mankearde. Ik grypte nei myn kr\u00fas. Fansels foel my in stien fan it hert doe \u2018t it hiele spul der noch like te sitten, mar \u2018t wie krekt oft ik in oar yn \u2018t kr\u00fas taaste. Wat de lokaasje oanbelange moast dy swaffel wol by my heare, mar ik fielde it net! \u00dbnderwilens kaam de suster ek ferheard oandraven. \u2018Och, in alderheislikst aaklike dream\u2019, of sokssawat moat ik andere hawwe. Ik die myn eagen wer ticht en ynienen foel alles op syn plak. Ik hie krekt in \u2018kijkoperaasje\u2019 oan myn knibbel \u00fbndergien. R\u00eachprik h\u00e2n en it hiele barren op it skerm folgje kind. No lei ik by te kommen en s\u00fbnder mis wie ik eefkes yn \u2018e slom rekke.<\/p>\n

De fearten yn it l\u00e2n fan de dreamen binne wier net te bedjipjen. Al prakkesearjend realisearre ik my dat dy operateur yn myn boaze slomkemerje alles presys sa die sa \u2018t ik sels in boarre kastrear. Sels alle tariedings wiene krektlyk. Mar ik wit ynienen wer hiel klear: sterilisaasje? Noait ien krolhier yn myn skamte dy \u2018t deroer prakketinkt, ik fertrou dy snijhearen foar gjin sint!<\/p>\n

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S\u00fbnt dy tiid krij ik nuveraardige assosjaasjes at \u00fas jonges om har b\u00fbsjild freegje. Dat begripe se net. Ja letter miskien, as harren dit skriuwen \u00fbnder eagen komt. Noflike bykomstichheid foar de boarren \u00fat dizze omkriten is dat ik my s\u00fbnt dat penibele momint foarnommen haw se net earder te \u00fbntmanjen foar\u2019t ik seker wit dat se hielendal neat mear fiele.<\/p>\n

Bistedokter midden yn it hert fan Frysl\u00e2n<\/p>\n

Jannewaris 2009<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Koartlyn moast ik sels op \u2018e snijbank. My waard deselde ridel \u00f4fdraaid dy\u2019t ik ek altyd doch at ik mei eigners in operaasje-\u00f4fspraak meitsje foar harren bist. 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